Alfred E. Newman, a make believe cartoon character invented to say funny things and make us laugh. Here are a few of his quotes;
Crime does not pay ... as well as politics.
We are living in a world todaywhere lemonade is made from artificial flavoring and furniture polish is made from real lemons...
America; first we fight for our freedom, then we make laws to take it away.
Most people don't act stupid: it's the real thing!
The reason many people are lost in thought is because its unfamiliar territory!
How come we choose from just 2 people for president and 50 for Miss America?
Who says nothing is impossible? Some people do it every day!
Blood is thicker than water...but it makes lousy lemonade!
What, Me worry?
THE BEST THINGS IN LIFE ARE FREE.
We inherit the Earth by Divine Providence and are asked nothing in return. On the other hand, our collective obligation is clear: leave the planet in good repair when we take our leave. One solution is to pay attention to your Carbon Footprint by exploiting renewable energy sources and ending your dependence on fossil fuels.
3/18/10
3/7/10
Simplicity
'simplicity is the outcome of technical subtlety; it is the goal, not the starting point'.
1/10/10
We can choose our own ideas of success
If a man does not keep pace with his companions, perhaps it is because he hears a different drummer. Let him step to the music which he hears, however measured or far away. - Henry David Thoreau
1/9/10
Language Loss?
We've become humanoids. Or rather, iPeople with gadgets seemingly glued to our hands. Texting has become so popular that a new slang has emerged ("c/t" = can't talk; "c2tc" = cut to the chase; "cu l8r" = see you later; et al.) In one case, a student handed in an assignment written in it.
1/2/10
11/2/09
10/20/09
The Best Things In Life Are Free.
When the dog bites
When the bee stings
When I'm feeling sad
I simply remember my favorite things
And then I don't feel so bad.
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